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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
bruitist
thorodinson

There’s a great moment in the film where he realizes he’s worthy without the hammer and has power without that thing. It’s all in that line, “what are you, you’re not the God of Hammers”. And then there was one part where Odin talks about it, it’s not in the film, but he goes “you know we only gave you that hammer to help you control your powers because you were so useless you kept on blowing up the furniture and electrocuting the staff. You couldn’t control it so we had to give you something to focus it.” I love that image of this little kid, little Thor walking around the palace, like Elsa in Frozen. — Taika Waititi

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consvlaris

i’m really over the idea that customers deserve unconditional respect from employees like nah bitch you deserve back the exact amount of respect you enter the store with. you throw a tantrum in public? you deserve to be escorted out in front of everyone and i hope it’s humiliating for you. you try to come in after close and don’t take “we’re closed” as an answer? you deserve to be told to leave and ignored. you insult the people providing services to you? you deserve to be refused service. if you don’t behave like a damn adult with impulse control and basic compassion, no one personally owes you a fucking thing my dude 

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glumshoe

new rule: you get to change your name whenever you want, for free, and any documentation with your dead name on it instantly changes to match

the catch? you have to let a baby or toddler choose your new name for you.

whilomm

question do i get ANY INPUT AT ALL, at least in the form of interviewing babies to figure out what baby would be the best namer? i at least want to get a “RAINBOW FAIRY PRINCESS!!!” or “purple” baby and not a “FARTS!!” baby

glumshoe

There is a jury of a dozen or so babies who get called for Naming Duty and the shitty boring babies get excused, while the remaining babies get to brainstorm and veto their way through a series of names until you are left with three to five good options choose from.

If you can’t choose between the finalists, there is a (randomly appointed) Grand Vizier Baby who will choose for you.